"Track" Video

"If at first you don't succeed, you should probably try something easier, like making fun of people who are bad at sports."

If it never ends, you never need to clean it up.

If track & field were always like this, there would be an Olympics every week.

"Man, what happened last night?" "You got drunk and entered a televised track and field event, bro."

I swear, girls never look where they're going.

"Greatest Steeplechase Fall Ever."

A hush falls over the crowd.

That's gotta hurt his pride more then anything.