Morning Commute Pro Tip: always use the water slide lane.
"Hey boss, yeah I'm gonna be late. There's a human snail causing traffic on the road today. No sir, I'm not stoned this time."
Looks like traffic is a bit conCHESTed today.
Hey, you're right in the middle of the carpool lane! You can only pee here if there's at least two of you.
"Dude, you're running low on gas too. Bonerz."
PEW PEW PEW
Isn't everyone being notified?
There's a big stupid sign in the middle of the left turn lane blocking my car.
I don't think they have a road sign for this yet. If they do, someone send a picture in.
"A traffic jam in New Zealand"