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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:16:41 -0500</pubDate>
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<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">How old is your sister?</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">Your sister is hot</div></div>

<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">Wanna see what&#8217;s on <span class="caps">ESPN</span>?</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">Dude, stop watching Full House.</div>...]]></description>
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<div class="rollover"><div class="bait"><em>I spot Tracey Sommers across the room. We lock eyes and approach each other, probably in slo-mo.</em></div><div class="switch" style="display: none;"><em>I spot Tracey Sommers across the room. I yell her named loudly to get her attention. My voice cracks.</em></div></div>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 16:20:23 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!</p>

<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">I&#8217;m not uptight like other adults.</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">I&#8217;m a raging alcoholic trying to relive my glory days.</div></div>

<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">My son&#8217;s friends are jealous that their dads aren&#8217;t this cool.</div><div...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:37:57 -0400</pubDate>
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<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">Once elected, I will immediately begin working for you.</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">Once elected, I will immediately begin working on getting re-elected.</div></div>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 16:08:57 -0400</pubDate>
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<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">Sleeping for 3 months straight!</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">Having your mom ask if you&#8217;re high for 3 months straight!</div></div>

<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">Building houses for Habitat for Humanity.</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 13:16:01 -0400</pubDate>
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<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">I&#8217;m amazed to see such a vibrant graduating class.</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">I&#8217;m amazed to see such a hung-over graduating class.</div></div>

<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">Months ago, I began thinking about what to say to you all this morning...]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:26:38 -0400</pubDate>
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<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">This exam will begin at exactly 9am.</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">This exam will begin at exactly too early.</div></div>

<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">You will have one hour to complete the exam.</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">You will have...]]></description>
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			<title>Womens Online Personals, Translated</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:11:53 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Trying to find that special someone through an online dating site? Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!</p>

<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">Loves good conversation.</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">Loves arguing loudly, and in public.</div></div>

<div class="rollover"><div class="bait">Classy</div><div class="switch" style="display: none;">Al...]]></description>
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