Pretty sure his face just got BUSTED.
Who wants to burn calories when you can pile them on?
My money is on sonic.
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"May the Force move you."
If you didn't feel self-conscious enough at the gym, take a look at this treadmill superstar.
Bruce Wayne hates going to the gym, but Batman insists.
Treadmills are for practicing eating while walking only, not exercise.
"I knew that would happen. I'm just doing some gymnastics training."
No! You're burning away your delicious fat!
No, I came here to work out too. See, I'm in my running overalls.
Finally, a way to use running to get somewhere.
Yes, I'm walking the dog.
Go! Go, you beautiful coil!
You know you're fat when...
Don't be fooled. This is only an impression. If you see Blake Anderson in a dark alley, run away and tell an adult.