'Tis the season of giving.
Does this dress make me look like a tree?
What do you think this is, a college dorm??
You won't find a happier tree outside of a Bob Ross painting.
Some squirrels are in for a nasty surprise.
They're magic parking spots.
Keep dreaming, stick.
On the bright side you've got a sweet ramp now.
Now we're just going to put a happy painter right here in the middle.
Lowered: your expectations.
What are you looking at? Leave!
Happy Arbor Day! Celebrate the beautiful majesty of mother nature by looking at some trees that look like dicks.
He used his Razor Scooter to chop down the tree.
Blowing your mind in the most relaxing way possible.
If an erection gets in the way of four houses being built, cut it down.
He'll live. The tree won't.
Goodbye shin splits! Hello shin splinters!