The only known road to heaven.
    Taking out the garbage. One douche at a time.
    Next time make sure you call shotgun.
    Hey, sometimes Schmid Happens!
    This wasn't a good idea, it was a great idea
    Show us your tits!
    "Highway mileage: 1mpg. City mileage: 0 mpg"

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