Tag: Truck (Page 7)

I have a theory, let's take this thing out on the highway. Picture I have a theory, let's take this thing out on the highway.
Hey, you got trucks in my Jesus! No, you got Jesus in my trucks! NOW JESUS AND TRUCKS ARE TOGETHER AT LAST! Picture Hey, you got trucks in my Jesus! No, you got Jesus in my trucks! NOW JESUS AND TRUCKS ARE TOGETHER AT LAST!
Wow, that was hard. Picture Wow, that was hard.
"Well, they're OBVIOUSLY from the children he's killed." Picture "Well, they're OBVIOUSLY from the children he's killed."
Someone has to stop sampling the merch. Picture Someone has to stop sampling the merch.
"We had to jack it onto a jet-ski trailer and drive it into the woods where it will now rest forever." Video "We had to jack it onto a jet-ski trailer and drive it into the woods where it will now rest forever."
Next your going to tell me that Jesus' middle inital isn't H! Picture Next your going to tell me that Jesus' middle inital isn't H!
Let's play chicken, I bet he pussies out. Picture Let's play chicken, I bet he pussies out.
"How the University of Akron likes to show off their college during college visitation day." Picture "How the University of Akron likes to show off their college during college visitation day."
"The plane! The plane!" Picture "The plane! The plane!"
"Talk about a drive through!" Picture "Talk about a drive through!"
Spider-truck, Spider-truck, does everything that a spider ummm.. luck. Picture Spider-truck, Spider-truck, does everything that a spider ummm.. luck.
Redneck bumper sticker. Picture Redneck bumper sticker.
If you ask me, those truckers are getting to clever for their own good. Picture If you ask me, those truckers are getting to clever for their own good.
My aqua-synagogue is still better. Picture My aqua-synagogue is still better.
It looks like he's had that on his truck for so long, it must have worked by now. Picture It looks like he's had that on his truck for so long, it must have worked by now.
Wow, UPS is really cutting corners these days. Picture Wow, UPS is really cutting corners these days.
"Bad time to cross the river?" Picture "Bad time to cross the river?"
"You cant see it, but this semi was rollin' on 40 inch dubzzzzzz HOLLA!" Picture "You cant see it, but this semi was rollin' on 40 inch dubzzzzzz HOLLA!"
"This happened right in front of us, the slogan makes it that much better. Drive much?" Picture "This happened right in front of us, the slogan makes it that much better. Drive much?"
"Saw this one in Traffic- this guy must me good." Picture "Saw this one in Traffic- this guy must me good."
"Saw this in the parking lot of a stop-n-shop... yes thats Gucci paint." Picture "Saw this in the parking lot of a stop-n-shop... yes thats Gucci paint."
"I'll bet somebody thought they were really clever when they came up with this..." Picture "I'll bet somebody thought they were really clever when they came up with this..."
This... has gotta suck... Picture This... has gotta suck...