Tag: Truck (Page 3)

Show us your tits! Picture Show us your tits!
"Highway mileage: 1mpg. City mileage: 0 mpg" Picture "Highway mileage: 1mpg. City mileage: 0 mpg"
I don't want to scare you, but I think that's a Transformer. Picture I don't want to scare you, but I think that's a Transformer.
Dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Rims like like what, what, what. Picture Dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Rims like like what, what, what.
So long as he honks the horn when I gesture for it, I'm really not concerned with how safe he is. Picture So long as he honks the horn when I gesture for it, I'm really not concerned with how safe he is.
Oh man I hope that truck can just grow wings and take off. Picture Oh man I hope that truck can just grow wings and take off.
Even 13-year-olds roll their eyes at this guy. Picture Even 13-year-olds roll their eyes at this guy.
Oh why do I live this way? Picture Oh why do I live this way?
Nah I figure this truck is 6, maybe 7, feet tall. Picture Nah I figure this truck is 6, maybe 7, feet tall.
How many lonely hours behind the wheel do you think it took to write that one? Picture How many lonely hours behind the wheel do you think it took to write that one?
Jesus! I almost hit that truck. Picture Jesus! I almost hit that truck.
Once upon a time there was a daddy truck, a mommy truck, and a baby truck. Picture Once upon a time there was a daddy truck, a mommy truck, and a baby truck.
Wide turns, eh? Picture Wide turns, eh?
Mmmmmm... inedible liquid chickens. Picture Mmmmmm... inedible liquid chickens.
Make up your mind, you two are driving me crazy. Picture Make up your mind, you two are driving me crazy.
An Aggie in Lake Austin. Picture An Aggie in Lake Austin.
Late fees make me angry, too. Picture Late fees make me angry, too.
"Never trust your friends to watch your house for the weekend." Picture "Never trust your friends to watch your house for the weekend."
J. Bauer Trucking: Delivering Ass-Kickings 24 Hours A Day Picture J. Bauer Trucking: Delivering Ass-Kickings 24 Hours A Day
"In Memory of my Ex-Wife Kimberly. May God Grant & Keep Her....Far Far Away!" Nice, man. Real nice. Picture "In Memory of my Ex-Wife Kimberly. May God Grant & Keep Her....Far Far Away!" Nice, man. Real nice.
They only pull from the front Picture They only pull from the front
"I believe theres a truck in my water, but I'm not sure" Picture "I believe theres a truck in my water, but I'm not sure"
"Good luck buddy." Picture "Good luck buddy."
The most important lesson - if someone gestures for it you have to honk the horn. Picture The most important lesson - if someone gestures for it you have to honk the horn.