You must be THIS tall to drive this way.
Heavy gravity-altering load.
It's okay if you can't afford to buy yourself a pickup truck, just turn your ol' Chevy Caprice Classic into one.
It moves slow, but it's eco-friendly.
Horrible Clown Demon is my co-pilot.
You wanna know my secret? I always have road rage.
I thought oil was black gold.
And I could put my logo on it! Advertising like that is sure to get my company the exposure it needs.
"I made use of my truck bed by filling it with ice, dry ice, coolers of food, and most importantly...brews. (Water for those who didn't go to UD or didn't have enough midichlorian counts)"
Lowered: your expectations.
Roadworkers scrambled to clean it up.
"I feel like we're forgetting something."
How much truck could a truck truck tow if a truck truck towed car truck trucks?
This man has enjoyed 6 days of crazy.
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
To the rocket ship. Then... the moon!
Buy American--or else!