CollegeHumor: T-Shirts

Little Kid Wears Unfortunate Shirt

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:49:13 -0500

His dad passed it down to him, because, apparently, he wasn't.

Forever Alone T-Shirt Girl

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:31:44 -0500

You're never truly alone when you have people to be repulsed by.

I Think They're Running Out of Ideas for 'Big Dogs' Shirts

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:09:34 -0500

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Little Girl Wears Threatening T-Shirt

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:49:33 -0500

The text on the shirt only showed up in the picture. By that time it was too late.

Back To The Kitchen T-Shirt

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:32:28 -0500

The perfect gift for the lady while you're watching your weekly BTTF trilogy marathon.

Honest X-Box Achievement

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 13:35:54 -0500

But only to buy a new game.

I Heart The Color Blind

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 11:28:57 -0500

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Hamburger and Hotdog T-Shirt

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 11:36:24 -0500

It's the simplest way to let people know you're a true foodie.

I Scored Last Night T-Shirt

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 12:03:09 -0500

The girls are rating his performance: 2 out of 10.

Psycho Dad T-Shirt

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:46:48 -0400

All the more reason for her to be promiscuous!

Dirty Old Man Wears Sex Shirt

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 11:32:26 -0400

Either that or he's giving some kid a ride on his shoulders. Neither of which we're comfortable with.

Grandma Wears Death to Hipsters Shirt

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 11:23:47 -0400

Also death to hips. Both of which she just had replaced.

Newt Gingrich caught with foreign made t-shirts

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:24:08 -0500

iBoobs

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:42:33 -0400

"Um, my fingers are too sweaty."

Flirty Shirty

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 14:23:39 -0400

Unfortunately she's not wearing a shirt that says "He's In Me."

Animal Tested T-Shirt

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 11:37:39 -0400

It was also a little too tacky for their tastes.

Fail Pregnancy

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 16:09:25 -0400

Free t-shirt with every pregnancy test.

Big on the Internet Shirt

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:52:33 -0400

"Ever hear of Facebook? Yeah, I didn't invent that."

Hollipostale and Fitch

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 20:17:03 -0400

People that work there have a dress code of being entirely naked.

Lock Up Your Daughters

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:41:43 -0400

Seriously, if he comes into contact with the cootie virus he'll die instantly.