Ah yes, the sound of chewing on Thanksgiving IS music to my ears.
I'm thankful that my hand turkeys don't SUCK ASS!
You do you, twerky. You. do. you.
Buy me some peanuts and hearty meat.
Ohhh, it's a CAKE, it only _looks_ like an entire raw turkey! Now I'm hungry.
Well, at least they're honest.
"When we were on J-term in Turkey is snowed for the first time in six years, so we taught the Turks how to build a snowman and have some fun!"
Not only is it to-scale, it tastes exactly like Lucas Oil Stadium.
Who cares? They still have complimentary peanuts.
The guy on the left is about to puke up his own turkey leg
I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey.