That turkey leg's 4 feet long.
Actually, can you make it an asston?
Gobbler the Turkey looks like he just doesn't get the joke.
A spelling mistake not even Google recognizes.
A group of friends always get together the night before Thanksgiving and deep fry a turkey or two. While we were waiting for the oil to warm up, my friend decided it would be funny to punch me in the …
When your professor needs Thanksgiving break more than you do...
I don't care if it's not even a real turkey, I'm ready to eat now.
I knew a Kindergarden teacher who got fired for showing his class this art project.
Don't they have racial slurs in Turkey?
"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."
I'm sorry sign, but I'm going to have to disagree with you.
"Saw this outside a restaurant in San Luis Obispo."
Ill never get tired of turkey... (nudity)
Turkey Shocker!! We had a little Thanksgiving dinner before everyone headed out for break.
"Half eatin turkey sandwhich for sale on ebay"