Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Peant Butter Jelly Time Likes Turtles
Mom, look! The turtles are building a pyramid!
Oh slower! Even slower! SLOWER!
Woah, watch those horn-like ridges on the jaw.
Interesting... the number of ridiculous tattoos sent in to the site seems to increase right around post-Spring Break time every year.
I've got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever.
But officer, the bear said he would be back!
"Is sex with turtles illegal?" Not if you are Axl Rose.
Is there any other kind?
Slower......... slower........................... slower.
Those turtles grow more resourceful every day.
He drinks slow, but he drinks HARD.
"Dude, seriously, its not in there."
Today, we're teaching turtles how to fly!
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.