Tag: Turtle (Page 2)

Interesting... the number of ridiculous tattoos sent in to the site seems to increase right around post-Spring Break time every year. Picture Interesting... the number of ridiculous tattoos sent in to the site seems to increase right around post-Spring Break time every year.
Menage-a-tortoise Picture Menage-a-tortoise
I've got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever. Picture I've got jungle fever, she's got jungle fever.
But officer, the bear said he would be back! Picture But officer, the bear said he would be back!
"Is sex with turtles illegal?" Not if you are Axl Rose. Picture "Is sex with turtles illegal?" Not if you are Axl Rose.
Is there any other kind? Picture Is there any other kind?
Slower......... slower........................... slower. Picture Slower......... slower........................... slower.
Those turtles grow more resourceful every day. Picture Those turtles grow more resourceful every day.
He drinks slow, but he drinks HARD. Picture He drinks slow, but he drinks HARD.
"Dude, seriously, its not in there." Picture "Dude, seriously, its not in there."
Today, we're teaching turtles how to fly! Picture Today, we're teaching turtles how to fly!
I told our interns to turn the cute factor up, but they pulled the lever too far and steam started shooting out and stuff. TOO CUTE! Picture I told our interns to turn the cute factor up, but they pulled the lever too far and steam started shooting out and stuff. TOO CUTE!
Turtle City Picture Turtle City
"Is that turtle 21?" Picture "Is that turtle 21?"
The slowest orgy ever. Picture The slowest orgy ever.
"I guess they really like turtles?" Picture "I guess they really like turtles?"
Now he needs a giant turtle that he can get naked and ride around on and he'll officially be a deity. Picture Now he needs a giant turtle that he can get naked and ride around on and he'll officially be a deity.
Guys, I swear! Yesterday, Yertle could ollie! Picture Guys, I swear! Yesterday, Yertle could ollie!
I hope that turtle can run fast. Picture I hope that turtle can run fast.
Yeah, but I bet he's thinking about the redhead. Picture Yeah, but I bet he's thinking about the redhead.
Drive very... very... slowly. Picture Drive very... very... slowly.
Apparently turtle sex pictures are becoming not only abundant these days, but also kinky. Picture Apparently turtle sex pictures are becoming not only abundant these days, but also kinky.
"Our pet turtle boozer is wasted, but don't worry he survived this night with just a hang over (the champion didn't even boot)." Picture "Our pet turtle boozer is wasted, but don't worry he survived this night with just a hang over (the champion didn't even boot)."
Got a bad case of the CRABS at DePaul!!! Picture Got a bad case of the CRABS at DePaul!!!