Turtle Climbs on Dog Pile picture Turtle Climbs on Dog Pile

No one here but us dogs.

From laudalelemera

| Be the first to comment! | May 18, 2012
Tortoise on Spinning Record picture Tortoise on Spinning Record

He'll never beat the hare at this rate.

From HurricaneWeasel

| Be the first to comment! | May 09, 2012
Blastoise IRL picture Blastoise IRL

Owner used costume. It's super effective!

From logicpayload

| 2 comments | April 27, 2012
Tortoise Eating Time Lapse video Tortoise Eating Time Lapse

Slowed down to normal speed, this video would take three years to watch.

| 7 comments | February 09, 2012
Turtle can't get no Action video Turtle can't get no Action

That Rolling Stones song, "Satisfaction," was actually written about this turtle. They were on a lot of drugs.

| 15 comments | January 17, 2012
Sea Turtle High Five video Sea Turtle High Five

Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.

| 6 comments | January 05, 2012
Monster Turtle Destroys Watermelon video Monster Turtle Destroys Watermelon

"Now the only thing watermelon-like in here is our big watermelon-shaped heads."

| 57 comments | November 01, 2011
Lemur Rides Turtle Train video Lemur Rides Turtle Train

The express caribou was out of service. Because it was eaten by lions.

| 2 comments | June 27, 2011
Tiny Turtle picture Tiny Turtle

It's actually a regular-sized turtle being held by a mutant teenager.

| 2 comments | April 26, 2011
Snapping Turtle has a Secret video Snapping Turtle has a Secret

"You'll tell no one about this if you want to keep all of your toes."

| 10 comments | April 18, 2011
Parry Gripp: "Turtle or Tortoise" Music Video video Parry Gripp: "Turtle or Tortoise" Music Video

Either way, they're reppin' the 'tiles.

From Parry Gripp

| 6 comments | April 01, 2011
Turtle Can't Fit Under Couch video Turtle Can't Fit Under Couch

Three crickets and a tub of Ben and Jerry's ago it would have fit.

| 8 comments | March 24, 2011
Well, it's definitely mutant. picture Well, it's definitely mutant.

| 7 comments | March 17, 2011
He can't wait to get the shell out of there. picture He can't wait to get the shell out of there.

| 26 comments | January 13, 2011
Turtle Riding Around on a Skateboard video Turtle Riding Around on a Skateboard

Radical! Well, sort of.

| 8 comments | December 30, 2010
R2-D2 Tortoise and Yoda Dog video R2-D2 Tortoise and Yoda Dog

How do you know if your pets are ready to re-enact Star Wars? When you're lonely enough, you'll know.

| 21 comments | December 16, 2010
Stylin' Turtle video Stylin' Turtle

Designers love working with him because he's naturally dashing and fierce. That being said, he could stand to lose a few inches in the shell area.

| 7 comments | December 14, 2010
Turtle Disguises Self as Stool to Escape Cat video Turtle Disguises Self as Stool to Escape Cat

"'Turtle?' You must be talking about the actor, Jerry Ferrara. Who I would know nothing about, because I'm a stool and definitely not a turtle."

| 9 comments | November 15, 2010
Turtle Dirty Talk video Turtle Dirty Talk

He had been saying that their love-making was getting too routine, so it's nice to see them trying new things.

| 6 comments | November 09, 2010
They call it a turtle burger because after you finish you can barely move. picture They call it a turtle burger because after you finish you can barely move.

From Sylvester

| 32 comments | October 06, 2010