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			<title>Worldstar Tortoise</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:07:27 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Putting the "box" in box... tortoise.]]></description>
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			<title>I'm a Bird, Motha' F****</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:59:41 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:49:03 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's nice to get out of your shell once in a while.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:14:34 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 15:12:55 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:46:44 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2012 12:25:14 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 12:32:35 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Blastoise IRL</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:22:38 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Owner used costume. It's super effective!]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:33:25 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:53:48 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[That Rolling Stones song, &quot;Satisfaction,&quot; was actually written about this turtle. They were on a lot of drugs.]]></description>
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			<title>Sea Turtle High Five</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:49:47 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.]]></description>
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			<title>Monster Turtle Destroys Watermelon</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:31:50 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Lemur Rides Turtle Train</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 15:54:32 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The express caribou was out of service. Because it was eaten by lions.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:50:58 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:35:51 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Parry Gripp: &quot;Turtle or Tortoise&quot; Music Video</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 13:54:58 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:56:40 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:41:03 -0400</pubDate>
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