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			<title>Tortoise Eating Time Lapse</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:33:25 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:53:48 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:31:50 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:50:58 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 17:35:51 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 13:54:58 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:56:40 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:41:03 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 14:00:29 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 11:33:30 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 13:26:45 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:02:29 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 12:41:11 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:40:57 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:52:16 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[They call it a turtle burger because after you finish you can barely move.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 12:30:37 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:19:24 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 14:41:32 -0400</pubDate>
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