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			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:53:48 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 11:40:40 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This is just like the "The Tortoise and the Hare" story my dad used to tell me. He's in jail now.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:19:11 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 00:53:58 -0400</pubDate>
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Made by The Beeftrain Incident
www.myspace.com/beeftrainincident

Originally seen on Something Else TV
www.somethingelsetv.com]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA["Turtle power!"]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[I remember when I first learned about the birds and the turtles.]]></description>
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			<description><![CDATA[Ohhhhhhh.... that's how turtles do it.]]></description>
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