It's a knockers' market.
BREAKING NEWS: NEWS IS BROKEN
HadouCAN anything you want in this world.
If anything I could say this cab driver looks like the Fresh Prince's uncle.
Even worse, he got his degree at a state school.
Well, close enough.
The table remembers so you don't have to.
Fact: 40% of people who believe wrestling is real are also dyslexic.
It's easier than you'd think to operate an automobile with a shirt over your head.
Wait, that's not a secret.
"I just don't think she's capable of remembering to scrub behind her ears."
Similar, the nice way to say worse.
If you think that's bad, wait for the return on your degree.
"You will respect my hawk-eye."
He had to pay with IOUs and Men in Black producer credits.
Tragic, but at least we have the birth of Richard, the penguin, to celebrate.
Insert gratuitous cutaway gag.
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Watch Criss Angel turn into one before your very eyes.
Her parents were experts in giving her a crappy last name.
"Well, at least I don't need an umbrella."