Before you could zone out in front of the Internet, you had to zone out in front of television. Now you can zone out in front of both. We live in a marvelous age.
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Dozens of Simpson Eyes Staring at You on an Airplane
Ever see a TV that could watch you?
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Eating Contest (with Ben Schwartz)
Put your sandwich where your mouth is.
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Very Maggie Smith: The Case of the Cracked Teacup
When Maggie Smith's teacup goes handle-less, everyone's a suspect.
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The Best of Hans Moleman
Didn't this collection used to have a war in it?
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Game of Thrones Sigil for "House Bluth"
I've made a huge mummer's farce.
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Anderson Cooper Kicks The Human Barbie Off of His Show
Mauled by the Silver Fox.
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Woman Bets $11,000 on "What" in Jeopardy
I guess this could be correct.
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Fart Failure
R.I.P.U.
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The Bee Gees as a Punchline: A Retrospective
Let's hope these jokes can stay alive.
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Watch Celebrities Become Ugly
If you stare hard enough, you might remember what schadenfreude means.
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Sunday Night TV Mashup
Your favorite shows just got a lot easier to spoil.
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Jeopardy Fail
It's too bad he can't clear his real-life history.
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Idiot Parents Put Kid in Blackface for School Project
I have a nightmare that--oh god, I'm awake.
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I So Pale News Fail
You so red.
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Man Labeled "Dick Owner"
I'd be more surprised if he wasn't a dick owner.
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Meet Your Bachelors
It's a good thing that Emily is probably a terrible person, too.
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Granny G Raps About Family Values
Is it weird that this song actually made me want to have sex more? Yes.
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Office Ninja Obstacle Course
Two brave desk-jockeys compete in a course more deadly than filling out an expense report.
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Hoopz from Flavor of Love Spraying Shaq with a Hose
There you have it, folks. He's a maniac.
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Fist Pumping News Report Goes Predicatably Bad
Burning bridges is the new beating up the beat.


