Before you could zone out in front of the Internet, you had to zone out in front of television. Now you can zone out in front of both. We live in a marvelous age.
Originals
Eating Contest (with Ben Schwartz)
Put your sandwich where your mouth is.
Originals
Very Maggie Smith: The Case of the Cracked Teacup
When Maggie Smith's teacup goes handle-less, everyone's a suspect.
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The Best of Hans Moleman
Didn't this collection used to have a war in it?
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Fart Failure
R.I.P.U.
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Watch Celebrities Become Ugly
If you stare hard enough, you might remember what schadenfreude means.
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Jeopardy Fail
It's too bad he can't clear his real-life history.
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Idiot Parents Put Kid in Blackface for School Project
I have a nightmare that--oh god, I'm awake.
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I So Pale News Fail
You so red.
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Office Ninja Obstacle Course
Two brave desk-jockeys compete in a course more deadly than filling out an expense report.
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Hoopz from Flavor of Love Spraying Shaq with a Hose
There you have it, folks. He's a maniac.
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Fist Pumping News Report Goes Predicatably Bad
Burning bridges is the new beating up the beat.
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Weather News Station Fail
50% chance of burning alive.
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Guy Can't Solve Easy Puzzle on Wheel of Fortune
After that poor performance, he was relegated to "Deal or No Deal."
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Storage Wars Conspiracy Theory
Next thing you know, they'll be telling us "YUUUP!" isn't spelled correctly.
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WTF is Up This Reporter's Skirt
We'll just have to assume it's something that helps you recover from embarrassing situations gracefully.
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This is How You Repair a Plasma Screen Using a Baseball Bat
Also called the "don't accidentally break your entire T.V." method.
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Coach Taylor Wants To Tell You Something Supercut
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't wait to find out what he has to say.
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DBZ: Miami
I can't help but feel like this joke has been made over 9,000 times.
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All-Squirrel News Show Discusses Cats and Dogs
I thought it was a Fox News program until they went the three seconds without questioning Obama's citizenship.
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Not Your Father's News Introduction
Maybe your great, great grandfather's though.


