CollegeHumor: Twilight

Everything Wrong With Twilight In 6 Minutes Or Less

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 10:54:49 -0500

Spoilers, obviously. Terrible, terrible spoilers.

Bad Lip Reading: More Twilight

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 16:41:23 -0500

A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Hair spray, soul food, back shaving, and Christmas presents.

Parents Give Their Child Worst Name Ever

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:26:28 -0400

What a Brony.

Kristen Stewart's Excuses for Cheating

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 09:04:54 -0400

That makes sense--when compared to explaining why they're all famous.

12 Step Program for Robert Pattinson to Get Over Kristen Stewart

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 13:29:43 -0400

Shower.

Shave.

Run a comb through that hair.

Step outside.

Expose skin to sun to get a nice base flesh color going.

Go for a run.

Kindly ask women who haven't been left in the dust to respect your desire to be alone for a while.

Let those who leave go, they're obviously not dedicated enough.

Give anyone who looks underage, overage, or "stabby" Taylor Lautner's address.

Do whatever it is that girls like about you.

Invite anyone who showed emotion, or just didn't bite their lip to dinner.

Smile—wait, don't. It's not really your thing. Leave that for the rest of us.

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Kristen Stewart's Salary Breakdown

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:32:49 -0400

Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having raked in 34.5 million dollars this year. Here's the salary breakdown for those coveted acting skills:

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Dire Consequences: Shock Collar Twilight Trivia

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:18:11 -0400

One of us has to get shocked in the neck for every wrong answer about Twilight.

Honest Twilight Trailer

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:51:12 -0400

I liked Twilight before I watched this.

Obama's Young Adult Novel Plan

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:29:04 -0400

Can Twilight save America?

Twilight Explains the Debt Crisis

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:11:48 -0500

A complicated issue presented in a way anyone can understand.

Emergency Twilight Toilet Paper

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:06:42 -0500

It even makes your butt sparkle with glitter.

Disgusting Twilight Tattoo On Thigh

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:24:45 -0500

OK, OK I'll watch the movies. Just, please, don't make me look at this anymore.

Taylor Lautner Yearbook Quote

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 14:03:38 -0500

The yearbook staff had to photoshop that shirt onto him.

Twilight Tattoo

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:12:23 -0400

The Force is nonexistent in this one.

Twilight Office Memo

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:58:01 -0400

Working for J.K. Rowling sure is a drag.

Girl Can't Handle New Twilight Trailer

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 13:42:57 -0400

Just wait until she finds out they aren't making any more Godfathers.

For the glittery virgin in your life

Tue, 08 Mar 2011 12:45:23 -0500

New Twilight Themed Sex Toy

Man, 'Community' is really pushing the envelope of quality writing

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 11:19:12 -0500

Dan Harmon Tweets Upcoming 'Community' Scene.

Surgeon General Warnings for Other Dangerous Products

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 21:20:54 -0500

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Untitled 19

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 13:58:00 -0500

She's a total MILF (Mother I'd Like to set on Fire).