CollegeHumor: Twitter Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/twitter Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6891593 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6891593/twidiots-your-stupid-your-wrong-and-your-an-idiot Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your an Idiot Tue, 21 May 2013 16:43:33 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Come on, guys. If you're going to call someone stupid, be sure you've got your grammar right. I mean, really. Learn you're stuff.



...]]> /article/6890401 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890401/8-technology-friendly-sex-positions 7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions Wed, 15 May 2013 14:54:40 -0400
8 TechnologyFriendly Sex Positions


8 TechnologyFriendly Sex Positions /article/6889956 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889956/is-it-just-me-or-do-i-look-asian-no-honey-you-do-not "Is It Just Me or Do I Look Asian?" No, You Do Not. Mon, 13 May 2013 15:59:12 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Ah, racial sensitivity. This country's come a long way with it, but it still has a ways to go. Our friends on Twitter might be a good place to start.


Is It Just Me or Do I Look Asian No Honey, You Do Not /article/6888699 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6888699/twidiots-the-great-gatsby-sucked-but-the-movie-looks-dope The Great Gatsby Sucked But the Movie Looks Dope Tue, 07 May 2013 17:35:39 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Not every high school student embraces F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby as a classic, but with the release of Baz Luhrman's film adaptation this Friday… who cares? Who needs literature when you've got bomb-ass 3-D? Right, Tweeps?


...]]> /article/6888612 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6888612/the5-best-twitter-txt-accounts The 5 Best Twitter .TXT Accounts Tue, 07 May 2013 12:13:34 -0400 There's nothing better than laughing at the flagrant stupidity of a stranger on the Internet, but keeping up with all the stupid people on the vast deserts of forums, websites, and subreddits can be exhausting. Luckily, several Twitter accounts have arisen to compile the very best of these oblivious poets into simple, easy-to-read text posts. Here's a few of our favorites.

REMINDER: All of these tweets are taken from ACTUAL POSTS ON THESE WEBSITES.


...]]> /article/6887296 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6887296/how-to-tweet-like-an-nba-player How to Tweet Like an NBA Player Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:11:37 -0400 1. Select an avatar that would undoubtedly be the first picture someone trying to impersonate you would use for their "parody" account.



How to Tweet Like an NBA Player - Image 12...]]> /article/6887292 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6887292/twidiots-no-offense-but No Offense, But... Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:47:35 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Thank God there's a system in place that prevents offensive statements from being, you know, offensive. I'm just glad our friends on Twitter are sensitive enough to use it.



...]]> /article/6887027 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6887027/simple-ways-to-improve-7-popular-websites Simple Ways to Improve 7 Popular Websites Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:05:43 -0400 1. Twitter — Tweet Timeout

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Tumblr — Allow Responses to Comments, Like a Normal Website


...]]> /article/6886500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886500/super-bowl-commercial-hashtags-where-are-they-now Super Bowl Commercial Hashtags: Where Are They Now? Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:29:53 -0400 During the Super Bowl this past February, nearly every major commercial featured a prominent, unique hashtag to help "engage social media consumers" and "build virtual brand impressions" and all the other important things that normal humans who speak in normal ways say. As an avid Twittist myself, I know we all instantly rushed to Twitter to use these unique hashtags CONSTANTLY right after seeing the ads, but what happens to these hashtags months after the multi-million dollar Super Bowl commercials have aired?

I went and checked out some of the more prominent hashtags from this year's Super Bowl ads to see who's still using them in late April — here are 10 highlights of my investigation into these desolate graveyards of social media marketing buck$ extremely-well-spent:


...]]> /article/6885806 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885806/twidiots-the-boston-bombers-were-from-where The Boston Bombers Were from Where?! Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:04:40 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

After last week's horrific bombings in Boston, we all wanted justice. And once the FBI announced that their two suspects were in fact Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, brothers of Chechen origin (i.e. from Chechnya), much of the internet did their best to help track them down. It's just that some people on Twitter were looking in the wrong places.

Twidiots: The Boston Bombers Came from Where - Image 11...]]> /article/6884459 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6884459/twidiots-beliebers-havent-heard-of-anne-frank Beliebers Haven't Heard of Anne Frank Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:24:08 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

During a visit to the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam on Friday, Justin Bieber wrote in the official guestbook that he hoped the young holocaust victim "would have been a belieber." Most of Twitter reacted with disgust, but some of Bieber's most… devoted fans took his side. But who knows? Maybe they would have reacted differently if they'd, you know, _heard of her.


...]]> /article/6883988 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883988/where-should-you-post-that-thing-you-want-to-share Where Should You Post That Thing You Want to Share? Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:39:56 -0400
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]]> /article/6883155 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883155/twidiots-nowthatcherisdead-or-nowthatcherisdead #NowThatcherIsDead or #NowThatCHERisDead? Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:27:55 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Twitter responded to Monday's news of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's death with the trending topic #nowthatcherisdead. However, some music fans misread the hashtag, thinking it was the beloved singer of "Believe" who had kicked the can. Oh, friends. Don't you know Cher will live forever?


...]]> /article/6882392 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882392/tactless-morons-still-criticizing-eberts-video-game-comments Tactless Morons Still Criticizing Ebert's Video Game Comments Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:36:24 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

Yesterday we were all saddened to learn of the passing of legendary film critic Roger Ebert. Well, most of us were. Some people still seem to hold a grudge against him for his remarks three years ago that video games are not art. These people also have no problem talking about this moments after his death.

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We all know what April Fools' is, right? You know, that special day when people pull ridiculous pranks, and we all laugh and laugh because there's no way these things could POSSIBLY be real. Right? Right. Well, some of our friends on Twitter are a little slow on the uptake.


...]]> /article/6881559 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6881559/every-twitter-trend-ever Every Twitter Trend Ever Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:08:21 -0400
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...]]> /article/6880186 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6880186/twidiots-im-not-homophobic-but I'm Not Homophobic, But... Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:46:31 -0400 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

With the fate of Proposition 8 currently resting on the Supreme Court, the Twitterverse has been a-buzz with chatter about Marriage Equality. Despite the generally encouraging, positive tone of most voicing their opinion, some Tweeters are a little more conflicted on the topic of our Gay and Lesbian friends… While still being tolerant, of course.


...]]> /article/6876613 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6876613/6-reasons-why-tyler-the-creator-is-the-next-hemingway 6 Reasons Why Tyler, The Creator Is The Next Hemingway Sun, 10 Mar 2013 23:45:40 -0400
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1. Here Tyler, The Creator, or Dr. Tyler, or General Duke Millingsworth, is commenting on the public's fascination of celebrity life. Saying that as an audience we choose what we observe, so to be frustrated by one man is the result of one's self . Elegantly revealing how we have a wealth of knowledge at our fingertips, yet we choose to see the face of Tyler.


/article/6878907 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6878907/the-evolution-of-a-hashtag The Life And Death Of Every Hashtag Wed, 20 Mar 2013 14:04:06 -0400
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