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			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:43:11 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:03:23 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:49:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 15:59:35 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>10 Ways to Make the Internet Better</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:39:43 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p>Internet comments are the worst. If you so much as scroll below a Youtube video, you&#8217;re just asking to see a wasteland of homophobic slurs and verbal venom. It&#8217;d be nice to have some perspective on the people vomiting garbage out of their keyboards. For example, if I saw a 14-year-old kid call someone a faggot in real life, I would think it was sad, but I&#8217;d realize that he didn&#8217;t know better. I&#8217;d understand that he did not yet have a sense of empathy, and that he&#8217;d probably grow out of it. Most nasty Internet commenters are 14. If I knew that when looking at a page, I could dismiss them like I would in real life. If the commenter was 60, I&#8217;d know they were just a bitter, racist old person. If they were in there 20s, I&#8217;d know they were just an ignorant asshole. For some reason, that makes it all seem better. It&#8217;s the not knowing that makes it depressing. Seeing the age of commenters would make it possible to look at the Internet without feeling worse about the human race.</p>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:30:07 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 15:13:18 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 13:07:25 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 10:46:58 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 15:42:51 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 15:40:15 -0400</pubDate>
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