CollegeHumor: Twitter

The 28 Best Tweets from the CollegeHumor Instult-A-Thon

Fri, 25 May 2012 01:03:09 -0400

The 28 Best Tweets from the CollegeHumor Instult-A-Thon

Taco Bell Drops a Truth Bomb on Twitter

Thu, 17 May 2012 13:39:39 -0400

"Also, everyone you love will one day die." - Taco Bell

12 "#insidejoke" Tweets

Mon, 14 May 2012 12:55:59 -0400

12 "#insidejoke" Tweets

Sexy Twitpics are this decade's celebrity sextape.

Thu, 10 May 2012 17:30:32 -0400

13 Tweets from People Who Don't Know Who Adam Yauch is.

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:26:26 -0400

13 Tweets from People Who Don't Know Who Adam Yauch is.

Staff Jokes - May 4, 2012

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:14:55 -0400

Saying “I’m high as a kite!” means you’re probably a little high. Saying “I am a kite!” means you’re high as a kite.
— Streeter Seidell (@streetseidell)

Wanna feel old? Zack Morris (aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar) turns 101 years old today.
— Amir Blumenfeld (@jakeandamir) April 25, 2012

I’d enjoy Game of Thrones more if everyone wore name tags, and summaries of their stories so far.
— Kevin Corrigan (@kevincorrigan) April 16, 2012

Open mics teach you a simple three-step formula for effective joke-telling: Setup, Punchline, Insist Punchline Was Funny.
— Alex Schmidt (@AlexSchmidty) April 16, 2012

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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:54:42 -0400

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

If Presidential Candidates Acted Like Tweens on Twitter

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:30:46 -0400

Girl Doesn't Understand Meaning of Second Degree Murder

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:26:09 -0400

Obviously he killed a degree. I mean it's right in the name.

The Ten Internet Plagues

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 23:42:32 -0400

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Obama Follows Fleshlight on Twitter

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:58:11 -0400

That's what he gets for signing Biden up for that "Boehner of the Month" mailing list.

Donald Trump Tweets about Rosie and Rick Santorum

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:12:14 -0400

Religious Twitter Spambot

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:48:20 -0400

Let there be spam.

How to Cite a Tweet in an Academic Paper

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 11:48:43 -0500

Coincidentally, it's also how you make an elderly professor's brain explode.

Best Tweets From @_MichaelJordan

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:41:55 -0500

Best Tweets From @_MichaelJordan

Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 11:33:55 -0500

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

Rick Santorum Gets Owned on Twitter

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 23:01:29 -0500

"Excuse me, that violates fait or beliefs that might get me elected."

WTF Waffle House Whitney Houston Tweet

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:01:01 -0500

Now the only things stickier than their tables is the situations they get in.

The Internet, Your Not-So-Secret Admirer

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:43:11 -0500

At least, barring a vicious magnetic storm, they'll never leave you.