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Turkey with Cum Sandwich
It's either that or jerk chicken.
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CNN's Breaking News Displays Gibberish "Yujyujyuj"
Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot.
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Poorly Written Paper on Uruguay
I'm glad to see someone is finally reporting the truth about Uruguay's 125 the high emissions.
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ER Visit Reason Listed as "Unable to Eat Diarrhea"
Third from the top: that's not a big problem. It doesn't taste that good.
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Mitsbishbishi Truck
I don't know, I prefer Toyoyoyotas myself.
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Kentucky Derby Scheduled for May 5nd
This will be the 1rd thing I watch that day.
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Sign Touting Accuracy Misspells "Accuracy"
"I pointed out the mistake to the news crew - they had no idea. The General Production Manager told me later that they had the banner printed over a year ago, and no one from their staff had ever noticed."
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Coupon Offers Deal on Porn and Beans
That stuff is pretty hot. The beans I mean.
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Receipt Lists Purchase of Penis Butter Snickers
These new candy bars are weird.
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Wee Turnip Tattoo Wrong in Several Ways
This guy got a tattoo which refers to his girlfriend, whom he affectionately calls "Tulip." The flower in the tattoo is a lily and the lettering spells "Turnip."
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Brother Looks Like Dog, According to Facebook Post
This is my brother. He likes digging holes and chewing bones.
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Weather Report Predicts Rape
But there's always sunshine tomorrow. So that's something.
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Newspaper Prints Young Buck Hunter Typo
Like hunting? He practically eats, drinks, breathes, and excretes it.


