Turkey with Cum Sandwich picture Turkey with Cum Sandwich

It's either that or jerk chicken.

| Be the first to comment! | May 22, 2012
CNN's Breaking News Displays Gibberish "Yujyujyuj" picture CNN's Breaking News Displays Gibberish "Yujyujyuj"

Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot.

| 1 comment | May 21, 2012
Poorly Written Paper on Uruguay picture Poorly Written Paper on Uruguay

I'm glad to see someone is finally reporting the truth about Uruguay's 125 the high emissions.

| 2 comments | May 14, 2012
ER Visit Reason Listed as "Unable to Eat Diarrhea" picture ER Visit Reason Listed as "Unable to Eat Diarrhea"

Third from the top: that's not a big problem. It doesn't taste that good.

| 2 comments | May 01, 2012
Mitsbishbishi Truck picture Mitsbishbishi Truck

I don't know, I prefer Toyoyoyotas myself.

| Be the first to comment! | April 24, 2012
Kentucky Derby Scheduled for May 5nd picture Kentucky Derby Scheduled for May 5nd

This will be the 1rd thing I watch that day.

| 2 comments | April 24, 2012
Sign Touting Accuracy Misspells "Accuracy" picture Sign Touting Accuracy Misspells "Accuracy"

"I pointed out the mistake to the news crew - they had no idea. The General Production Manager told me later that they had the banner printed over a year ago, and no one from their staff had ever noticed."

| 3 comments | April 19, 2012
Coupon Offers Deal on Porn and Beans picture Coupon Offers Deal on Porn and Beans

That stuff is pretty hot. The beans I mean.

| Be the first to comment! | April 19, 2012
Receipt Lists Purchase of Penis Butter Snickers picture Receipt Lists Purchase of Penis Butter Snickers

These new candy bars are weird.

| 2 comments | April 19, 2012
Wee Turnip Tattoo Wrong in Several Ways picture Wee Turnip Tattoo Wrong in Several Ways

This guy got a tattoo which refers to his girlfriend, whom he affectionately calls "Tulip." The flower in the tattoo is a lily and the lettering spells "Turnip."

| 2 comments | April 12, 2012
Brother Looks Like Dog, According to Facebook Post picture Brother Looks Like Dog, According to Facebook Post

This is my brother. He likes digging holes and chewing bones.

| Be the first to comment! | April 12, 2012
Weather Report Predicts Rape picture Weather Report Predicts Rape

But there's always sunshine tomorrow. So that's something.

| 2 comments | April 04, 2012
Newspaper Prints Young Buck Hunter Typo picture Newspaper Prints Young Buck Hunter Typo

Like hunting? He practically eats, drinks, breathes, and excretes it.

| 5 comments | May 10, 2011
Thatta boy. picture Thatta boy.
| 9 comments | February 23, 2011