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via UCBComedy November 27, 2013
What up, my GPS?
via UCBComedy November 11, 2013
You shall not password.
via UCBComedy.com July 25, 2013
Love doesn't need to be completely blind.
From BryanMenegus via UCB Comedy on May 9, 2013
A scientific inquiry into my stupid frickin' eyes and weird mouth and fat nose.
via UCBComedy January 22, 2013
Customer satisfaction kinda sorta guaranteed.
via UCBComedy January 15, 2013
Being racist is such a dick move.
via The Midnight Show January 14, 2013
We can finally BWAHHH along with the studio audience.
via UCBComedy December 10, 2012
Love is rare. Relish it.
via UCB Comedy October 22, 2012
Finding the solutions to America's problems, one simple task at a time.
From UCB Comedy on August 1, 2012
What America really needs is a warm glass of milk and a nightlight.
From UCBComedy on July 25, 2012
Mitt's like totally the dreamiest, you guys.
From UCBComedy on July 2, 2012
Maybe Mitt needs a lil' bit o' that ol' folksy, down-home, Southern whatchamacallit.
From UCBSketchCramNYC on February 29, 2012
Includes all of your favorite songs that are "Two Princes" by The Spin Doctors.
June 10, 2010
This is an environmental disaster from which the table may never recover.
From UCBComedy on October 23, 2009
Dear God, he even keeps those free AOL start up disks.
September 22, 2009
Having to live in your car is OK if your car is AWESOME.
August 19, 2009
What if your smart phone could run Windows AND AOL?
From UCBComedy on July 2, 2009
Next time, buy him a watch.
From UCBComedy on July 1, 2009
A deal for the recession-era pizza lover.
From UCBComedy on June 3, 2010
They're the soundtracks of our lives! Our shattered, devastating lives.
From UCBComedy on January 15, 2009
Bobby Fisher isn't the only man she's searching for.
From UCBComedy on October 29, 2008
The one situation in which your English degree comes in handy.
From UCBComedy on October 2, 2008
It's hard to find the evil one when the good one is a dick, too.
From UCBComedy on September 8, 2008
The Axe effect is actually a police term for a growing trend of brutal sexual assaults.