Barbershops say the darndest things.
He could just eat me right up.
The long await prequel to LOTR, "The Hobbit", is out in theaters December 14th. Looks like these people definitely missed the audition date for Gollum. Darn, I guess they'll have to find some other p …
Uncanny resemblance-right down to her soul patch.
"Any particular gym?" "Nope, just gym."
Wait, where's the mouth?
It’s springtime! The “Bambi” theme plays as baby animals everywhere learn how to walk on their tiny adorable legs. Wait. Aren’t most baby animals blind, hairless monsters? Yes. …
"This tattoo symbolizes my unemployability"
That's a small price to pay to transform from an unhealthy person with low self-esteem to a healthy person with low self-esteem.
"I'll get you the Milk Bones by Thursday--I promise!"
This is what happens to pretty girls when you say "say cheese!"
If I woke up with Beavis next to me I'd stab him in the forehead multiple times too.
Hierarchy of a homeless guy's needs.
Yo son, you just got TCHOTCHKED!
The text in this PSA really inspires young boys to drink up.
Judy is the most rebellious bitch in 2nd grade, so respect that Teach.
They just got back from a wedding. Their wedding.