"I'll get you the Milk Bones by Thursday--I promise!"
Hierarchy of a homeless guy's needs.
Yo son, you just got TCHOTCHKED!
They just got back from a wedding. Their wedding.
Hardly Working: David
Last Longer Pillows: Use At Own Risk
Snuggie for Dogs
I dare you to find uglier shoes. You can't

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