Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Only way to wash dishs." Fair enough.
Women dig guys who are into art.
Not boobies, but the next best thing.
"It's just a junior college baseball game, who's watching anyways?"
The messiest hot girl ever?
Can you imagine if a kid's getting a wedgie, and then some bully pulls this up? Step back, because that wedgie's going atomic.
Nobody told anyone else it was an underwear party?
"Have you ever wondered if that pink Master Chief might really be some hot girl playing in her underwear?"
This one is for tha' ladies.
You know, you're just paying for the brand name.
Real life Something About Mary: "Too much partying at the University of Scranton leads to a penis getting caught in the zipper and an emergency room trip at 2 am. Note the blood on the man version of a pad they gave me."
'I would never look as good in that.'
Hottest Bartender entry from Chicago.
"What is better than a hot chick? A hot chick in her underwear? What's better than that? A hot chick in her underwear playing HALO."
That is the coolest thing ever.
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