Picture "Every semester we donate a set of clothes for an excuse to have a police escorted romp around campus. About 600 students at the last one."
Picture No no, you're doing it all wrong. You'll never save the princess that way! Move over, let me show you what you're doing wrong.
Picture If there's one thing I like more than polka dots, it's expressing my hetrosexuality and saying "I LOVE GIRLS!"