Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Somebody didn't get the memo.
Hey, how come you guys didn't ask me to be in the picture?
I swear the whammy bar has always worked before, this is the first time it's ever malfunctioned.
Those bullets only grazed me, good thing I don't have a penis.
Would Hello Kitty be as popular if her name was "HEY! CAT!"?
Is there anything greater than a No Pants Party? Yes - digital cameras.
Not topless, but at least they went through the trouble of putting on fancy bras.
Santa could barely fit the present underneath the tree this year.
Has anybody seen my pink panties? Why is the dog moaning?
No, less underwear! Not more!
"We had a no pants party..."
"Your tag is hanging out."
Simon says... put your hands on your head.
"Every semester we donate a set of clothes for an excuse to have a police escorted romp around campus. About 600 students at the last one."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.