Picture Can you imagine if a kid's getting a wedgie, and then some bully pulls this up? Step back, because that wedgie's going atomic.
Picture "Have you ever wondered if that pink Master Chief might really be some hot girl playing in her underwear?"
Picture Real life Something About Mary: "Too much partying at the University of Scranton leads to a penis getting caught in the zipper and an emergency room trip at 2 am. Note the blood on the man version of a pad they gave me."
Picture "What is better than a hot chick? A hot chick in her underwear? What's better than that? A hot chick in her underwear playing HALO."
Picture "If you don't put this up we'll fuck you up - and you DON'T wanna mess with angry lesbians." Apparently, you don't know us very well.