Come on, Gary! If you keep sighing all the time you'll scare off all the unicorns. Son, did you know a unicorn's sadness receptors can sense a sigh as far as three hundred yards away? Don …
Cats love it, but hate you.
"An old friend from highschool decided to get tatted up. Ended up with this bad boy."
It's a unicone.
"This tattoo symbolizes my unemployability"
1. A unicorn, without a horn, is simply a magical horse. 2. Unicorns are known to bite. Hard. 3 .Nicolas Cage owns six unicorns. 4. Unicorns are very rare (when cooked) 5. Unicorns are born …
You're better off getting the year membership. There's no way you can possibly see everything in one day.
"That's okay, son. Don't worry about putting on that helmet."
Hands down, the easiest unicycle to ride.
Obviously the mythical narwhal wins the battle.
Here's a tip delivery man, be less awesome so I don't have to tip you so much.
There isn't even a picture of a unicorn on this missing notice right now. What're you on man?
This fight is totally unfair, everyone knows norwhals are imaginary.
His father must be proud.