Who do you think is drunker?
Not sure if that's gonna get your eyes clean.
This could possibly get very messy for everyone involved.
Don't worry, with practice you'll figure it out.
"This was found in the bathroom of the Fortune 500 company I work for. Some people never grow up."
They forgot all of their drug-sniffing abilities to learn this.
Someone needs to post a sign on him saying "Out of Order."
You may have beat me to the last urinal, but I'll have the last laugh.