Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Their relationship is as strong as duct tape, unbreakable.
You have to wait on hold for 4 hours, then you talk to someone who doesn't speak English in Dubai.
"That's the most delicious Montreal I've had in weeks."
Just close your eyes and pretend it's a dream. It will all be over soon.
If I had to visually describe America in one sentence, it would definitely be "beautiful, white ponies running through a bright blue stream."
"My friend got a Tatoo Gun and this is was his first tatoo he ever gave." There should really be a waiting limit on those things.
"Drunken cheese art... new contest?" We're game if you guys are.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.