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Welcome to America
Statue of Lipidy.
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Barack Obama Hulks Out
Health care and industrial-strength slacks for everyone.
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Obama's Al Green Ringtone
Perfect for when you're in the mood (to disrupt a meeting).
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Patriotic Puppy
He's running for President of the United States of Adorable.
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Canada Runs for US President
Canada, America's hat--but also best option.
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Tim Heidecker's Herman Cain Ad
Ride the Cain train.
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Unpatriotic Hyundai Driver Thinks They're Being Patriotic
Fortunately it's an Entourage and that show is super American.
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The Worst National Anthem Ever Supercut
They should have just recited "The Pledge of Allegiance," or never agreed to do anything like this at all.
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Enormous Dog Welcomes Soldier Home from Iraq
To give you an idea of how long he'd been gone, the dog was only sort of enormous when he left.
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Grocery Store Marching Band Flash Mob
John Philip Sousa is marching in his grave.
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Screams America
Stay inside and mourn your loss, Brits.
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Igor Biden
The Hunchback of Scranton, Pennsylvania.
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Obama Embarrasses Self and Entire USA During Toast to Queen
Don't blame me, I voted for a different Queen.
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Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan
It is her duty as an elected official to protect America's neck.
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Obama's Car Gets Stuck at US Embassy
It's a good thing Bin Laden's compound didn't have any curbs.
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Secret Service is Tired of Fox News
Wait, that's not a secret.
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Combat Soldier Does the Carlton
Protecting your right to sit in pajamas and watch "Fresh Prince" reruns all day.
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Terror Alert Now Raised to Confetti
It's only scary for the people who have to clean it up.


