Welcome to America picture Welcome to America

Statue of Lipidy.

| 1 comment | March 01, 2012
Founding Fathers article Founding Fathers

by Patrick Cassels on

| 7 comments | February 21, 2012
Barack Obama Hulks Out picture Barack Obama Hulks Out

Health care and industrial-strength slacks for everyone.

| 1 comment | February 06, 2012
Obama's Al Green Ringtone picture Obama's Al Green Ringtone

Perfect for when you're in the mood (to disrupt a meeting).

| Be the first to comment! | January 23, 2012
Patriotic Puppy picture Patriotic Puppy

He's running for President of the United States of Adorable.

| 2 comments | January 12, 2012
Canada Runs for US President video Canada Runs for US President

Canada, America's hat--but also best option.

| 20 comments | January 06, 2012
Tim Heidecker's Herman Cain Ad video Tim Heidecker's Herman Cain Ad

Ride the Cain train.

| 4 comments | October 27, 2011
Unpatriotic Hyundai Driver Thinks They're Being Patriotic picture Unpatriotic Hyundai Driver Thinks They're Being Patriotic

Fortunately it's an Entourage and that show is super American.

| 13 comments | September 23, 2011
The Worst National Anthem Ever Supercut video The Worst National Anthem Ever Supercut

They should have just recited "The Pledge of Allegiance," or never agreed to do anything like this at all.

| 2 comments | September 22, 2011
Enormous Dog Welcomes Soldier Home from Iraq video Enormous Dog Welcomes Soldier Home from Iraq

To give you an idea of how long he'd been gone, the dog was only sort of enormous when he left.

From TheBobjohnson1984

| 15 comments | August 16, 2011
Newt Gingrich caught with foreign made t-shirts video Newt Gingrich caught with foreign made t-shirts

| Be the first to comment! | July 28, 2011
Grocery Store Marching Band Flash Mob video Grocery Store Marching Band Flash Mob

John Philip Sousa is marching in his grave.

From SpiritofAmericaBand

| 13 comments | July 07, 2011
Screams America Picture Gallery Screams America

Stay inside and mourn your loss, Brits.

27 Pictures These colors don't run! Ah wait, this one is... Should I see a doctor? I swear I had that toy when I was 5. Patriot Pimp If their roof ever catches fire that's 10yrs to Life. This boy is all of us. We are all trapped in freedom's mighty claws. The only thing that bumper sticker is missing is it's own bumper sticker of Calvin peeing on Osama Bin Laden. Wow, someone REALLY supports the troops. I mean I support them and all, but these guys are serious. In case you can't read it - "Freedom isn't free."
Igor Biden picture Igor Biden

The Hunchback of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

| 5 comments | June 01, 2011
Obama Embarrasses Self and Entire USA During Toast to Queen video Obama Embarrasses Self and Entire USA During Toast to Queen

Don't blame me, I voted for a different Queen.

| 59 comments | May 25, 2011
Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan video Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan

It is her duty as an elected official to protect America's neck.

| 9 comments | May 24, 2011
Obama's Car Gets Stuck at US Embassy video Obama's Car Gets Stuck at US Embassy

It's a good thing Bin Laden's compound didn't have any curbs.

| 13 comments | May 24, 2011
Secret Service is Tired of Fox News picture Secret Service is Tired of Fox News

Wait, that's not a secret.

| 6 comments | May 23, 2011
Combat Soldier Does the Carlton video Combat Soldier Does the Carlton

Protecting your right to sit in pajamas and watch "Fresh Prince" reruns all day.

| 15 comments | May 08, 2011
Terror Alert Now Raised to Confetti picture Terror Alert Now Raised to Confetti

It's only scary for the people who have to clean it up.

| 4 comments | May 06, 2011