Enormous Dog Welcomes Soldier Home from Iraq video Enormous Dog Welcomes Soldier Home from Iraq

To give you an idea of how long he'd been gone, the dog was only sort of enormous when he left.

From TheBobjohnson1984

| 18 comments | August 16, 2011
Grocery Store Marching Band Flash Mob video Grocery Store Marching Band Flash Mob

John Philip Sousa is marching in his grave.

From SpiritofAmericaBand

| 13 comments | July 07, 2011
Obama Embarrasses Self and Entire USA During Toast to Queen video Obama Embarrasses Self and Entire USA During Toast to Queen

Don't blame me, I voted for a different Queen.

| 59 comments | May 25, 2011
Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan video Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan

It is her duty as an elected official to protect America's neck.

| 10 comments | May 24, 2011
Obama's Car Gets Stuck at US Embassy video Obama's Car Gets Stuck at US Embassy

It's a good thing Bin Laden's compound didn't have any curbs.

| 13 comments | May 24, 2011
Combat Soldier Does the Carlton video Combat Soldier Does the Carlton

Protecting your right to sit in pajamas and watch "Fresh Prince" reruns all day.

| 15 comments | May 08, 2011
Subway 'USA' Chant Fail video Subway 'USA' Chant Fail

"I can only be patriotic after I've had my coffee."

From bigjstokes

| 35 comments | May 04, 2011
Hillbilly Celebrates Osama's Death video Hillbilly Celebrates Osama's Death

It was much more somber when he did the exact same thing to mourn Dale Earnhardt Sr.

| 23 comments | May 04, 2011
Flawless Rendition of the National Anthem video Flawless Rendition of the National Anthem

A display of patriotism and honor so flawless you'll straight up weep red, white and blue tears. This can also happen if you drink a lot of Gatorade.

| 28 comments | September 24, 2010
God Bless the USA video God Bless the USA

If you're not proud of this kid, you're a terrorist.

| 44 comments | July 03, 2010
The American Ethnic Food Aisle video The American Ethnic Food Aisle

Freedom syrup, freedom cake mix, freedom drink.

| 33 comments | June 27, 2010
Military Firepower Display video Military Firepower Display

Those unmanned vehicles didn't stand a chance.

| 67 comments | January 07, 2009
Miss USA Fall video Miss USA Fall

She obviously won the "looking like an ass on national TV" competition.

| 83 comments | May 30, 2007
Bolton Anthem video Bolton Anthem

If you have to the time to write the national anthem on your hand, you have the time to learn it.

| 51 comments | May 14, 2007