Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This dim sum tastes like fish.
When this gal says "my vagina is infested by a colony of catepillars", she means it!
Yonic (adjective) - the opposite of phallic. See, you learn stuff on CollegeHumor.com. Why do you still bother going to class?
Look, I just prefer hot dogs. It doesn't mean anything.
That looks like a vagina with trees going on it!
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Fur burgers.
I didn't know your mother found a job as a gate.
Looks like some rough sex.
Hey, that strawberry looks like The Virgin Mary!
When there are quotes around a caption, that means that we just used the one that came with the submission. I just wanted to clarify that because I don't want you guys thinking I came up with: "My pussies this big".
Large enough to serve you, small enough to know you?
There's something sexy about spring break...
"Best slide ever."
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Don't ask me again.