Look, I just prefer hot dogs. It doesn't mean anything.
That looks like a vagina with trees going on it!
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Fur burgers.
I didn't know your mother found a job as a gate.
Looks like some rough sex.
Hey, that strawberry looks like The Virgin Mary!
When there are quotes around a caption, that means that we just used the one that came with the submission. I just wanted to clarify that because I don't want you guys thinking I came up with: "My pussies this big".
"Quadruplets."
Wrong hole.
Large enough to serve you, small enough to know you?
There's something sexy about spring break...
"Best slide ever."
"Now I understand my deep-seated love for pork."

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