Resentment is in the air.
He better sink his teeth into her like a hungry Rancor.
This card is so upsetting: skunks don't wear jackets.
If you buy any of these, you're probably spending Valentine's Day alone.
If you're single, like us, you may find the idea of a holiday centered around love and companionship a bit offensive. We're here to offer an alternative.
People in happily committed relationships may skip this section and go back to knitting scarves and listening to the "Love Actually" soundtrack. Or whatever the hell it is those people do. So you sa …
I want nothing more than for a elementary school boy to give this to his smoking hot teacher.
The real question is "who will be your Queen of the Castle?"
Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend.
Best Valentine's Day present ever.
The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle.
"Will you be my Valentine?"
With the economy the way it is, you're probably worried you won't have enough money to buy a present for that special someone. That's why you should do something free like write a poem. …