Honest Valentine's Day Plans picture Honest Valentine's Day Plans

It's sad until you find out he loves doing this--then it's really sad.

| 3 comments | February 14, 2012
Be My Val-In-Twine picture Be My Val-In-Twine

Killing-Mer softly with his puns.

From CaptainKumquat

| Be the first to comment! | February 14, 2012
Beef Roses picture Beef Roses

A rose by any other name would taste like meat.

| Be the first to comment! | February 14, 2012
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does. picture Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.

| 9 comments | February 22, 2011
With pizza you're never alone. picture With pizza you're never alone.

| 11 comments | February 16, 2011
If you want news on Egypt, this isn't the publication for you. picture If you want news on Egypt, this isn't the publication for you.

| 15 comments | February 15, 2011
Hey, he brought penis shaped chocolates to the set. picture Hey, he brought penis shaped chocolates to the set.

| 35 comments | February 15, 2011
"You got your card. Now move out of the way so I can get back to gaming." picture "You got your card. Now move out of the way so I can get back to gaming."

| 18 comments | February 14, 2011
He better sink his teeth into her like a hungry Rancor. picture He better sink his teeth into her like a hungry Rancor.

| 30 comments | February 10, 2011
This card is so upsetting: skunks don't wear jackets. picture This card is so upsetting: skunks don't wear jackets.

| 56 comments | August 17, 2010
I want nothing more than for a elementary school boy to give this to his smoking hot teacher. picture I want nothing more than for a elementary school boy to give this to his smoking hot teacher.

| 17 comments | February 04, 2010
The real question is "who will be your Queen of the Castle?" picture The real question is "who will be your Queen of the Castle?"

From Dr. Spaceman

| 83 comments | January 27, 2010
Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend. picture Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend.

From Jason

| 33 comments | March 01, 2009
Best Valentine's Day present ever. picture Best Valentine's Day present ever.

From Sean

| 76 comments | February 22, 2009
The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle. picture The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle.

From teutates74

| 216 comments | February 18, 2009
"Will you be my Valentine?" picture "Will you be my Valentine?"

From hemorrhoid sufferer #1

| 181 comments | February 10, 2009
Nothing says "I love you" quite like discounted Carrot Top tickets. picture Nothing says "I love you" quite like discounted Carrot Top tickets.

From bu931

| 62 comments | February 09, 2009
Traffic wise, Valentine's Day is probably one of Facebook's biggest days of the year. picture Traffic wise, Valentine's Day is probably one of Facebook's biggest days of the year.

From laur

| 247 comments | February 18, 2008
Look at the way he even thought to include the butthole. He's a keeper. picture Look at the way he even thought to include the butthole. He's a keeper.

From Patrick Fannin

| 44 comments | February 18, 2008
Elementary School Valentines Day cards are just getting weirder and weirder. picture Elementary School Valentines Day cards are just getting weirder and weirder.

From -k

| 92 comments | June 05, 2007