Girl, our love is straight outta Dogtown.
Happy Valentine's Day, all you single, miserable people!
Aww, such an adorable budding psychopath.
Now that's some forward thinking.
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but there are a lot of other flowers in the world, so you should look them up.
Baby, you're so cute when you talk about the practical matters surrounding my inevitable death.
Just because it's bloody doesn't mean I'm a bleedin' heart liberal or nuthin'.
It's sad until you find out he loves doing this--then it's really sad.
Killing-Mer softly with his puns.
A rose by any other name would taste like meat.
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.
With pizza you're never alone.
If you want news on Egypt, this isn't the publication for you.
Hey, he brought penis shaped chocolates to the set.
"You got your card. Now move out of the way so I can get back to gaming."
He better sink his teeth into her like a hungry Rancor.
This card is so upsetting: skunks don't wear jackets.
I want nothing more than for a elementary school boy to give this to his smoking hot teacher.
The real question is "who will be your Queen of the Castle?"
Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend.
Best Valentine's Day present ever.
The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle.
"Will you be my Valentine?"