Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's scooters from here on out boys.
If this (mini) van's a rockin'...
That's fine and all, but where's the candy.
"Those dang liberals driving around in their smart cars cutting everybody off"
And so it begins...
That sounds like one hell of a church.
I know it looooks dangerous, but it's so damn enticing. Maybe just one lick of a lollipop?
Parents are concerned that children under the age of 5 will not receive the same type of attention due to illiteracy.
No guys it's ok; there's a Jesus fish sticker on there too.
"Dude, we can totally hot box an upside down canoe in the lake."
Raptors may be able to open doors, but these 2 dogs can fix your computer.
Hey, it's not pedophelia if he dresses kids in Ewok costumes, right?
All second-guessing children once had is now lost.rn
They had me at " In 1982"
"Okay supple children. If you'd just follow me into my van of luv, we'll get the childcare underway."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.