Picture The military is working on top secret vehicles in case we start a war with Norway. PROJECT CODENAME: River Bend Resort.
Picture "Saw these guys driving home from school. They seem to be enjoying their free ride in the back of a 'Georgia Department of Justice' van."
Picture "You should have seen the look on peoples faces when we drove out of the camp site like this."
Picture "Apparently the owners of this business have discovered that tourists will buy anything if it's useless enough."