"Vintage" Video

"I love you, you love me--but not in a weird way, I'm here for your safety."

From Everything Is Terrible

If only all of Jar Jar's scenes were shot like this.

Imagine how good he'd be with Nikes! And Gatorade! And steroids.

Hot damn! There's one thing the Hoover administration can't take away!

An all new old commercial!

Yup, he's figured out how to beat the Lottery. He just makes instructional videos because he's bored being a multi-billionaire.

See what the show would have been like before Disney owned ABC.

One day our children might actually believe this.

Performed by Reginald J. Extreme, Esq. Yes, that "Extreme."

Looks like we haven't come so far after all.

No one in this video survived. They all died of old age 60 years later, except one, who was burned alive for being a witch.

Ladies and gentlemen, the original Debbie Downer!

The original parkour. He died how he lived, plummeting from tall buildings in a button-down shirt and loafers.

Up next, the shocking, horrifying origin of "oh no you didn't."

Seventh-grade gym was much tougher in the '70s.

There's a series of these from the 60's, hilariously sexist. This guy definitely beats his wife.

From Ben

Stop the competition and give the woman laughing at :30 in the prize!

Run D.M.C.U.S.S.R.

From the creators of the Waldo Ultimatum, it's a commercial for the classic 70s board game that everyone forgot.

From TheImponderables

Neck brace sold separately.