Tag: Virgin

Faking Losing Your Virginity Video Faking Losing Your Virginity
If you find his virginity, please be kind and bury it deep in the woods. Picture If you find his virginity, please be kind and bury it deep in the woods.
The virgin is mobile. I repeat. The virgin is mobile. Picture The virgin is mobile. I repeat. The virgin is mobile.
It's absolutely NOTHING like a snake. It's actually much more like a caterpillar cacoon. Picture It's absolutely NOTHING like a snake. It's actually much more like a caterpillar cacoon.
She's obviously talking about getting her ear pierced. Picture She's obviously talking about getting her ear pierced.
So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday! Picture So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday!
A V-Card for a fake ID? I've seen worse deals. Picture A V-Card for a fake ID? I've seen worse deals.
Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can. Picture Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can.
Finally, born-again virgins can start fresh! Picture Finally, born-again virgins can start fresh!
By wearing those shirts they're only making guys want them infinitely more. Picture By wearing those shirts they're only making guys want them infinitely more.
Here lies Saint Virgin. Picture Here lies Saint Virgin.
Oh, how I envy you, King of Swaziland HotlinkOh, how I envy you, King of Swaziland
Voicemails from the Freshman Virgin Who Just Doesn't Get It Article Voicemails from the Freshman Virgin Who Just Doesn't Get It
"He lost his virginity, so we baked him a cake." Picture "He lost his virginity, so we baked him a cake."
"The Fingering of Virginal Music" Picture "The Fingering of Virginal Music"
"My friend finally lost her virginity, and so I made her a cake, complete with cherry laffy-taffy labia and chocolate-sprinkle pubes." I don't see the cherry, I guess someone lost it. Picture "My friend finally lost her virginity, and so I made her a cake, complete with cherry laffy-taffy labia and chocolate-sprinkle pubes." I don't see the cherry, I guess someone lost it.
I can't decide who I hate more - him or the two girls who are putting up with him. Picture I can't decide who I hate more - him or the two girls who are putting up with him.
You'll thank them one day - this sex thing you keep hearing about lives up to the hype. Picture You'll thank them one day - this sex thing you keep hearing about lives up to the hype.
Anything But Clothes fundraiser this weekend. Picture Anything But Clothes fundraiser this weekend.
35 seems a little old for public indecency. I'm sure whoever was around you would agree. Picture 35 seems a little old for public indecency. I'm sure whoever was around you would agree.
Ashley, you may be too nostalgic. Picture Ashley, you may be too nostalgic.
Dan at OSU, I think I speak for the thousands of visitors to this site when I say congratulations. Picture Dan at OSU, I think I speak for the thousands of visitors to this site when I say congratulations.
Yeah right, who do you think you're fooling? Picture Yeah right, who do you think you're fooling?
Why do virgins like cake so much? Picture Why do virgins like cake so much?