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"We lost our connection to alcohol. So we went straight to the source - distillation."
Liquor is bad for real trees, but great for fake ones.
"I made a mixer of hawaiin punch and vodka, so it looked like cleaning solution and got you drunk."
I'm still not getting A's on all my tests. Maybe if I add in some marijuana...
Give me another f'n vodka.
Don't want to waste a drop of vodka or an opportunity to see girls lick something.
She has no problem with beer, but always hesitates on liquor.
Four brand X cereals and a plastic bottle of vodka - all part of this complete breakfast.
"130 bottles of vodka over 2 semesters in Scotland."
There's no more appropriate place to hide a plastic bottle of vodka.
"How we smuggled three bottles of grain, six bottles of Bankers Club, and one bottle of Jim Beam onto our cruise." Only three bottles of grain?
"And the best part is, the radio still works!"
He's using a fifth of tequila as a pillow.
"Too much strawberry milkshake/vodka."
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I don't think he understands how Vodka works.
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