CollegeHumor: Voicemail

Creepy Love at First Site Wrong Number Voicemail

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:41:41 -0400

You should totally call her, as long as "her" is the police.

The 6 Types of Voicemails

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:58:32 -0400

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You too can be the owner of the most viral voicemail ever

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:45:33 -0400

Redditor's build Old Spice voicemail generator.

The Old Spice commercial guy is going to own the Internet pretty soon

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:28:46 -0400

A customized Old Spicy Guy voicemail.

Tiger Woods' Voicemail Extended

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:41:58 -0500

It was a 3-minute message, but put him down for a 2.

Water Me, Bro

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:48:45 -0500

Plants are so needy, he should have gotten a dog.

Tiger Woods Voicemail: R&B Version

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:12:34 -0500

Tiger made this to seduce the next girl he's going to have an affair with.

Voicemail from a Jealous Boyfriend

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:58:49 -0400

6:36 PM | WALKING TO BAR FOR AFTERWORK DRINK

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Dimitri the Stud Leaves a Voicemail

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:30:59 -0400
"At the beep, please destroy any chance of going out with this woman..."

He's a keeper

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:04:30 -0400
Stalker voicemails from Dmitry, aka Captain Crazy

New Messages

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:45:44 -0400
Voice-mail was invented for a reason.rnrnFrom "The Beeftrain Incident"rnwww.beeftrainincident.com

A Phone Call I'd Love To Receive

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:24:51 -0400

“OH MY GOD I am sooooo SOBER right now!!! I’ve had like 9 shots of NOTHING!! You gotta come down here, dude, it’s f*cking insane. We just played a RIDICULOUS game of pictionary. There must be, like, NO KEGS HERE and already...

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Tue, 03 May 2005 00:00:00 -0400
"My friend ordered Chinese food and fell asleep." (MP3)