The X-Games committee is currently arguing over whether this should be considered a summer or winter x-treme sport.
They plump when you drown 'em.
When you can't just use a can any longer.
I wakeboard better after I've had a few.
Wakeboarders are apparently alcoholics.
You are living a Mountain Dew commercial.
What do bowling and wake boarding have in common? You can drink while you do both of them.
I don't care what that Noah guy says, this is awesome!!!
When I look at this picture, I realize how little I've done with my own life.
"Wakeboarding on the farm. Not quite jumping a wake but it will work. "