CollegeHumor: Wall-e

8 Dark Theories About Children's Movies and TV Shows

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:13:27 -0400

1. Willy Wonka is a cannibalistic murderer.

Granted: Wonka is a total creep, if not a psychopath. But some on the internet think that in the world of Wonka's chocolate factory, a secret candy recipe + shockingly easy child injury and possible death (i.e. the Augustus Gloop-sucking tube) = kid-candy. Wouldn't that make it taste a bit funky? Thick? Stringy? Regardless, the argument loses some credibility around the point this FanTheories Wiki editor says he's "not trying to be racist here [about Oompa Loompas], but cannibalism in Africa isn't the rarest of things." Sounds to me like he's just using his pure, bigoted imagination.

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WALL-E

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:12:27 -0400

Untitled 2

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 11:56:40 -0400

Ironically, Wall-E had robots pick up after him.

Untitled 3

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:53:44 -0500

He's more machine now than man.

Wall-E and Eve

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:37:37 -0500

And people say being a quadriplegic isn't fun.

Wall-E

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:04:15 -0400

Go forth and find your Eva tonight.

Untitled 6

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:02:16 -0400

They need to carve holes in for his eyes and give WALL-E that really creepy look.

Wall-E and I Am Legend Trailers Match Up Perfectly

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:59:20 -0400

The audio from the "I Am Legend" trailer and the video from the "Wall-E" trailer, in sync, with no edits.

Good Wall-E Hunting

Thu, 14 May 2009 04:24:47 -0400

How you like them Apple products?

Watchmen-E

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:56:19 -0400

I'm telling you, the new Wall-E movie doesn't do the graphic novel justice at all.

Untitled 10

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:25:43 -0500

Who said being a stock boy at a grocery store was boring?

Nerd overload on the Wall-E Wikipedia discussion page

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:43:14 -0500

The first comment on there sums it up pretty well.

Eve and Wall-E

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:05:26 -0500

Upon holding each other's hands Wall-E shed a tear and malfunctioned.

Wall-E Concept Art: The Deleted Scenes

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:26:28 -0400

Wall-E has a not so cute proposal for Eve.

Wall- E cleans up some human waste.

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Dear god, it's all coming true

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:54:02 -0400

Wall-E isn't just a movie. It's real. Buy your ticket for the intergalactic fun cruise before it's too late.

Kids Review Wall-E

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:00:09 -0400

Wall-E was great, everybody can agree. But was it a kids' movie? Did children understand the adult themes? We took kids away from their parents (by subtly changing the hands they were holding) as they left the theater to see what the youth of America think of Pixar's latest film.
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WALL-E Live

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:59:11 -0400

Suck it, Asimo.