Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Sign at the Polish Air Force. Yes, they apparently speak English in Poland now. No more questions.
A fine and instant death? Just pick one punishment or the other guys.
I guess I'll take the other door.
Shucks, I thought we had a deal on a crib.
I think it means "Dive in, the water's awesome!"
Brains are like refrigerators, they only work when they are closed.
Must be an all-women's college.
My hump, my hump.
They're slow, it's only fair.
If you have to ask, you aren't going to make it.
"Australian pools affraid of U.S. policy."
Warning - the funniest thing ever may happen at any time.
Beware the Cat-Snake!
Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.