Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
Look out!
That's the most badass thing a skydiver can do.
Thanks for the heads up, I guess.
$200? Fine!
Well fine then, but don't say we didn't warn you!
You keep crying wolf and nobody's going to beleive you.
"Caution: Shoeless dead children in roadway"
"It's lurking everywhere"
This policy has to be a little bit flexible.

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