Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Please plan your emergencies accordingly.
Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines.
Solution: Max Repel
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
This is clearly false: sharks are salt water creatures, which means they will only eat you if you pee in the ocean.
... by a one-eyed redneck beast loosely chained to a tree.
If you think that's bad, try getting "laptopped"
If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't.
OH YEAH, like geese can read. (Some studies show that ducks can. Look it up).
"No Loitering" just didn't have the same punch.
This is pretty insulting to Little People (Leprechauns).
Remember that episode where Carlton starts carrying a gun after Will got shot? That was really, really intense.
Definitely one of the last places you want to hang out in for your 420 fun. Right after your dad's brand new car.
... or else mutant Craig from Accounting will be out for your blood.
All other creatures are totally DTF.
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